The perfect remedy for this cold and rainy weather?
1.2 gallons of hot chocolate.
Why does this only have 2 notes I’m mad
the fact he could carry this with one hand…
it’s sitting on the table you absolute bean-counting toweljockey
my cousin accidently texted me instead of his wife
- cousin: guess who's got two thumbs, a dick, and wants to rub himself against you like a tom cat in heat? THIS GUY. [nude picture of said cousin pointing at himself with both thumbs and an erection]
- cousin: oh fuck oh fuck
- cousin: broomy oh fuck no don't look shut your eyes
- me: I NEVER KNEW YOU FELT THIS WAY
- me: OUR LOVE IS FORBIDDEN BUT STRONG
- cousin: no please don't
- me: COME, MY WILD AND YOWLING TOM CAT. COME AND TAKE ME FOR I AM YOURS FOREVER.
- cousin: I hate you.